—   “A witness filmed the beheading of the three hostages on his smartphone.”

—   “Among the guests were the writer David S. and his husband Samuel B.”

—   “The bomb was dropped from a drone.  Its ‘pilot’ has not yet been identified.”

—   “The President was overheard discussing the North Korean nuclear missile tests during dinner with the visiting Prime Minister in the restaurant of one of the resorts he owns.”

—   “Two civil aviation planes in New York, a truck in Nice and a car in London were used as weapons by terrorists.”

—   “The Royal Commission estimates that 7% of Australian Catholic priests practised pedophilia over the last fifty years.”

Stop the world; I want to get off.