Jimmy Durante, “The Smiler”, with the cops in hot pursuit, went “sailing right out there”, as he goes over the cliff on the Californian desert highway. “You move me an’ I’ll break into little pieces !” he tells his fellow-travelers who had parked their cars and clambered down the cliff to see if he’s still alive. He is, but only just, so he tells them : “There’s all this dough, see, under the big dubble-ya. I’m givin’ it to ya !” Thus begins the greatest road-movie of all time and the second best movie in the history of the planet : “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad World”.
I have no buried suitcase of cash to give you, and though I am still in one piece and not about to croak, I want you all to know, dear readers, that although I could have made a fortune (well, a few bucks anyhow) by charging you for reading the 782 posts already published in this Blog, I’M GIVIN’ IT TO YA !
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