Most men are attracted by women’s breasts, but we men never wonder about our own.

Apparenty human mammals are all conceived partially female, but 50% of us develop a penis and testicles while retaining useless breasts in the form of more or less impressive pectoral majors.  We males are examples of evolution’s muddling and its hit-and-miss efforts to assure survival, even if it involved giving half of humankind breasts we don’t need and can’t use.

An intelligent God surely would never have made such a mistake.  But stupid, mindless evolution could and did.

Gentlemen, next time you take a shower, admire the living proof of evolution in your flat, pointless paps.