The Bible would not be the best-selling book that it is, were it all as boring as certain chapters of “Levititicus”, or as incomprehensible as the ravings of “The Book of Revelation” (the “Apocalypse”). It is, in fact, not A book (“biblos”) but two collections of books in a veritable library of writings sacred to Jews and Christians. It contains some of the most memorable stories, myths, legends, heroic deeds, expressions of wisdom, exquisite poetry, pathos and drama the world has ever known, but also not a few divinely-decreed violations of basic human rights and instances of cruelty and vengeance of divine dimensions, without, moreover, the slightest trace of humor – confirmation of the fact that laughter is indeed an exclusively human attribute, of which the Deity is devoid. While it is sometimes inspiring, the Bible never was inspired, at least in the strict sense of being the product of Divine Revelation.
Divine Revelation, lest we forget, is predicated on the existence of a Divinity, capable of, willing and ready to take the necessary steps, to … reveal. If there is no God, there can be no Divine Revelation. Some believers, given to thinking in circles, curiously short-circuit basic logic in professing belief in God because of His … “Revelation” ! The clever gambit here is to get people to believe that what presumably well-meaning, even gifted but deluded biblical authors wrote, is nothing less than the dictated, or at least inspired, Word of God.
God, for many people, is a given, self-evident fact. Better yet, the Good News is that He decided to talk to us, to let us in on His plan for the world and for each one of us (though “in a glass, darkly”), to show us the Way to the Truth and the Light. This inspired “Revelation” may not always be terribly clear, it is not without its internal contradictions, and, curiously, it is decreed to have come to a sudden halt after an unknown Christian writer, at the end of the first century of our era, wrote the psychotic saga which is the final, apocalyptic book of our Bible.
God supposedly chose certain prophets and evangelists (bearers of Good News) as His spokesmen (there were obviously no women involved . . .). What you have in these texts is His very Word. Infallible. Unquestionable. Inspired. Amen.
Now I don’t mean to be skeptical, but how exactly do we know that these texts are inspired — I mean, compared with other texts that could be considered candidates for the “Appellation Contrôlée” (like French wines) of being “divinely inspired” ? What were the criteria for accepting some ancient texts as the Word of God, and excluding others as “apocrypha” ?
Well, you see, the authorities of the Synagogue and of the Church, all honorable men (no women, of course), all erudite, holy, exemplary and totally objective in their learned judgement, spent weeks, months, years debating the matter, and finally came up with the “CANON”, the official, permanently frozen, unalterable, definitive and final list of the Canonical Books, which is to say those, and only those, which bear the unmistakeable mark of … divine inspiration. The ultimate criterion for both the Jewish and Christian canons apparently came down to the following : “If enough people believe the book was inspired, then it was”. Q.E.D.
Convinced ? If you’re not, you’re a heretic or worse. Bodies of Jewish and later Christian representatives of God Almighty (another begging of the question) have decreed the divine origin of their separate Canons. Long before the unfortunate 19th century dogma of Papal Infallibility, the list of the Bible’s Inspired Books (with Catholic and Protestant variations, mind you) is therefore set in divine concrete. You better believe it !
RIDENDA RELIGIO
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